megan

megan
1. (Megan) (8928↑, 4755↓)
A girl that is very stubborn but at the same time can be the greatest friend on the planet. She loves pizza and is absolutley gorgeous. She is loved by everybody and is fucking hilarious\!

Megan is my best friend.

2. (Megan) (4979↑, 3277↓)
The most incredible friend anyone could ever have. She is incredibly beautiful both inside and out, even if she can't see it. She is absolutely hilarious, and extremely intelligent. She will be there for you no matter what, and gives you more than you deserve. She makes you realize all the good in life. She is your Sunshine.

Friend 1: I love Megan. Friend 2: Me too. Friend 3: I don't know anyone who doesn't love Megan. Friend 4: True story.

3. (Megan) (2281↑, 1588↓)
A very funny, outgoing, smart, klutzy, crazy, and at moments a "blond" per say. She loves everything about life and lives it to the fullest, a megan also loves to argue and knows how to get her way.

Wow, she acts like a Megan.

4. (Megan) (1805↑, 1159↓)
The coolest person around. Megans have an infinite number of positive qualities that generally outweigh the bad. They are generally sweet, cute, honest, loyal and usually give the best advice. They know how to make anyone laugh and just have fun in any situation. Physical Features include eyes one could get lost in for hours, a smile that can make one melt, and hands that are perfect for holding, along with many other varying features. The negative qualities can include a low self esteem or shyness, stubbornness, unnecessarily dramatic, and the inability to see themselves as others see them. These qualities vary by person. 95.8% of Megans are the best friends and girlfriends.

Cute boy: Megan is one hot girl. I wish she was my girlfriend. Hotter boy: So do I. Hottest boy: Too bad for you she's my girlfriend and is too loyal to even think of dating one of you guys. Girl 1: We should invite Megan to the party\! Girl 2: Duh\! It wouldn't be a party without her\!

5. (megan) (2814↑, 2583↓)
More extreme version of [meatatarian] (alternate spelling: [meagan]). A [vegetarian] doesn't eat meat; a [vegan] eats only fruits and vegetables. On the opposite side of the spectrum, a [meatarian] wants meat in every meal; a [meagan] not only wants meat in every meal, but avoids the veggies altogether.

We have a really hard time having dinner together, because I'm a vegetarian and she's megan, so she doesn't like anything I want to eat\!

Author: my name is Cos http://megan.urbanup.com/3110618
6. (Megan) (344↑, 210↓)
A girl who is way more attractive than she thinks she is. She teases boys without realizing it. Her hair long and auburn, and when she wears it down, no one can help but stare at her. She tries too hard to be nice to everyone, simply because she doesn't want to hurt anyone. But, she isn't the kind of girl you can dislike for her niceness, because she is so genuine. Megan has many talents like dancing, singing, and playing many instruments, but never brags about it. She has a hidden weakness of eating too much candy. If you are romantically involved with a Megan, you usually know you don't deserve her, but you can't stop being with her because she is so addictive.

Megan is so funny. Megan is an angel.

7. (Megan) (266↑, 148↓)
One of the nicest people you will ever know. She will be there for you through thick and thin, completely loyal and trustworthy. She is great to laugh with but is the first person you go to if you need to talk or vent. Shes organised and dedicated, smart and witty. She's great at balancing different aspects of her life, loves to hang with friends and im so glad ive met her. my life wouldnt be complete without meg, she's like a sister to me.

I just had the biggest laughing fit with Meg I was feeling sad but i spoke to Megan about it and im ok now My closest friend would have to be Megan, she makes me so happy

8. (Megan) (1055↑, 958↓)
A person who only eats meat.

Person 1: "Hey I'm Vegan\!" Person 2: "Hey I'm Megan\!"

9. (Megan) (193↑, 98↓)
The most beautiful girl in the world, she is perfect in every way, she doesnt mind when you tell her you love her even if she doesn't love you because she respects you, she doesnt mind you looking at her either which is why it's often easy to look deep into her eyes and never want to stop, her smile is amazing and is enough to warm up the hearts of everyone in the room, if your lucky enough to get close enough to her she'll trust you with everything just as you can trust her she may break your heart but with extremely good reason and if you hurt her all she asks is that you say sorry face to face she has amazing friends and is the most intelligent, vivacious, inspiring and beautiful girl in the world and to be honest the list could go on, treat the megan you know with respect and it will pay off :)

Megan... The girl who used to love me..

10. (Megan) (242↑, 148↓)
Crazy, awesome and funny. She is super fucking cute. Anyone who is anyone is her friend. She is cuter than a fucking button.

F1: I love Megan\! F2: Me, too. F3: She kicks-ass\! Guy: She is so hot. Megan: Thanks guys, I love you, too\!

11. (Megan) (341↑, 252↓)
A Megan is the funniest, nicest person you'll ever meet. They're always there for you and they always make you feel like a god. They'll hold your hand and laugh at your jokes (funny or not). They have the best sense of humor (laughing at random things like squeaky tables, chucks, and even axe murders). They're great to have by your side (especially if your a guy) and often times, A Megan will go great With a Chris.

Example: My Megan

12. (Megan) (521↑, 432↓)
Megans have many secrets to hide that are hard to tell. They try to find a way to let their friends know what is going on. Megans usually have amazingly beautiful eyes (blue or green). One could get lost in her eyes forever, and never want to escape. Even if they are going through a hard time, Megans will always lend a helping hand and will listen to your troubles and/or problems. They dispise drama, but sometimes find a way of getting sucked into it. Megans are beautiful on the inside and out, yet never really realize their true beauty.

Melissa: Megan, you look great today\! Megan: ...No I don't. *sigh*

13. (megan) (1411↑, 1340↓)
The exact opposite of a [vegan]. Actually considers it to be morally and ethically wrong to kill a plant or anything else that sprouted out of the earth. They will often refer to vegans as "seed slayers" and "Carrot killers"

Sydney: hey baby, want some tofu parmesean? Daniel: Nooo way, you wont tempt me with your rotted plant flesh, I'm a Megan\! Do you realize how many rainforests have to be chopped down to produce those tofu fields?

14. (Megan) (149↑, 91↓)
Megan is another word for perfect. The root of the word comes from ancient fairy world, where perfect beings were called MEGAN not many of them survived throught time but some are still among us.

People wish that every fiber of their being was Megan.

Author: theonewiththeeyes http://megan.urbanup.com/5088115
15. (Megan) (331↑, 277↓)
Megans are very outgoing. They love to hang out with friends & have a good time. Sometimes a little bossy. Loves to laugh & talk. Such a goofy girl. People call her retared, but its just her having a fun time. She a beautiful girl, with prefect eyes & hair. She a awsome girl, and your missing a crazy & fun time if you dont hang out with her\!\! Shes a wonderful girlfriend, and shes unforgetable(:

Megan is such an awsom person to hang out with \!\!\!\!\!\!\!

16. (Megan) (177↑, 129↓)
A beautiful girl...usually popular or a people person. Loves to party and have a good time. Usually has a friend who is a redneck or country. Also maybe a tiny girl with big boobs.

Patrick: Hey Beau we should invite Megan to the party Beau: the tiny girl with big boobs? Patrick: Yeah she is so fucking beautiful

Author: Rednecklover2012 http://megan.urbanup.com/4682283
17. (Megan) (114↑, 82↓)
The most beautiful girl in the world, as well as the best friend in the entire world. She is very spazzy and random, but that's what keeps her Megan. At times she can be very very stubborn, however she always pulls back up and is always there for you. She is your sunshine, and will never be held back. She stands up for herself and her friends. She will always be there for you.

I love Megan \<3

Author: hippopot12345678 http://megan.urbanup.com/5398641
18. (Megan) (129↑, 99↓)
a hyperactive girl who doesn't give a shit what others think. An amazing friend who although brunette, can act blond and constantly gets herself caught in silly situations, always finding new cuts and knacks from her wild nights out. Has been known to be shit at racing games and get stuck on roofs.

Person 1 :"Why is that girl sitting in the middle of the floor crying" person 2 "i think shes lost her camera " person 1 "you mean the one thats in her bag?" person 2 " she must be a megan..."

Author: Lunchboxyhoe-bo http://megan.urbanup.com/5051460
19. (Megan) (62↑, 38↓)
One word; CRAP. If you wanted to use some more words you could say, CRAP IN A CAN or CRAP, MY DOG JUST SHITTED ON MY FACE.

Megan, it smells like bootay sweat.

Author: Lilyab Crabbitt http://megan.urbanup.com/5849076
20. (Megan) (52↑, 34↓)
A whining wannabe slutty bitch. Everyone hates her and she has no friends. Super clingy and swears at everyone to act cool when really shes just a stupid loser. Big ass liar who trys to be sexy and lusted for but ends up being hated and laughed at. Often upsets loads of people for copying them and backstabbing them. Spills everyone's secrets and cant keep her mouth shut. Trys to act all cool and gangsta but ends up looking retarded.

Kerry: I hate megan Julia: Omg, So do I Tracy: Me too Keisha: Shit, me three Joy: Oooh I hate her Amber: Everyone does Danielle: Obviously, she's a two-faced lying slutty bitchy retard All: Deffo agree

21. (Megan) (930↑, 913↓)
Megan's are usually very good at keeping secrets but usually tend to speak their mind. They keep too much themselves and have many secrets to their past. Easily annoyed and open minded. Is very daring and hardly ever afraid of anyone or anything. Very bold. Opinionated. Good to animals. Can be self concious. Liked by everyone and is always there for her friends. Strong on the inside. Is more focused on other things than relationships with men, but liked by many of them even though they are usually single. Good arguer and they hate drama. Very stubborn and relentless. Does exactly what they want, and can break hearts. Usually born in the winter or spring. Can make anyone laugh and they are very, very, smart. Does not realize their own beauty, but very beautiful inside and out.

Megans are a one of a kind and many guys would be lucky to have them.

22. (Megan) (54↑, 42↓)
A Massive, Talkative, Unsanitary, "Waste of Space" Waste Yute. See [Waste Yute]

Gosh, [Megan] sure is the biggest [Waste Yute] ive ever met. I might place a sack of my own [Poo] next to her face when she wakes up tomorrow.

23. (Megan) (164↑, 153↓)
A female who hates to be confused with a "lady." A strong-minded woman who understands when something needs to be accomplished and will go above and beyond to get the job done. Awkward around other females because she doesn't share the same affinity for shopping or shoes or clothes. Loves working on cars and spending time with good friends. Pretends to be fine when really she is dying inside. Hates her outward appearance, has a hard time accepting compliments, cares deeply about her friends' welfare. One of the guys, because she holds the key to understanding women, a male mentality wrapped inside a woman's mind.

Sailor 1: Megan is the exception that proves the rule, right? Sailor 2: Yeah, I like hanging out with her, she's great. She's one of the guys, you know?

Author: thesharpiebandit http://megan.urbanup.com/4656095
24. (Megan) (8↑, 3↓)
The best friend someone could ever have. SO hilarious. She has the best smile and sometimes acts "blonde". She is always there for you when you need someone. Any guy would be lucky to have her. She is super sweet. She is really crazy and amazing in her own special way.

\#1: Hey megan\! \#2: whats up home skillet\!\!\! \#3: lol

Author: fresh56382975 http://megan.urbanup.com/6350062
25. (megan) (131↑, 133↓)
[megan] is a very awesome girl,loves to shop,and very pretty\!\!:)

[megan] is da bomb\!\!\!\!\!

Author: dabomb54321beep http://megan.urbanup.com/4583218
26. (Megan) (2↑, 6↓)
A woman that eats your soul and bathes in the blood of virgins. Who would kill you just as fast as rape you if your hot. Always undressed you with her eyes and lets you know about it by her smile. Got kick out of hell from torching people too good (also stole a sandwich). And is now secretly trying to rule the whole world.

Person 1:OH GOD NO IT'S MEGAN....RUUUUUN Person 2: OH NOOOOO WHY ME\!?\!

27. (Megan) (9↑, 21↓)
Slang term for psilocybin mushrooms.

I had the best trip of my life last night after i took some megans.

Author: Mushroom eater http://megan.urbanup.com/6261158
28. (Megan) (66↑, 83↓)
A Megan is someone that is absolutely stunning, amazing to be with and alwaysmakes you laugh. Megan has amazing boobiesssss and an amazing ass. Megan is amazing in bed and makes me cum every single time. You've experienced nothing until you've experienced Megan.

I have a Megan :)

29. (Megan) (11↑, 29↓)
She is the biggest hoe in all of high school. She'll take it up the butt for a doller and spread her legs for the world to see. She is known to squirt during math class and is always followed by puddles because of her squirting fetish. Guys know her as whoremoyle and girls know her as the squirt champion of the world. People try to avoid her as much as possible but when she needs her fill she will get filled. SQUIRT CHAMP

[Squirt] [megan] [whoremoyle] [squirt champ] [whore]

30. (megan) (32↑, 53↓)
is a huge slut , the fakest person you will ever meet . you will regret it ; stubborn ; always gets what she wants ; attentionwhore ; very dramatic ; and needs braces ; also known as the blonde at times ; and may be considerd a little bitch with attitude

\{booty] [slut] [manwhore] [totaloser] [meganskank]

31. (Megan) (51↑, 77↓)
An incredible friend, probably the most incredibly one you will ever have. She understands you as no one else can. She lets you totally be yourself around her, and it always makes her laugh. She is slightly shy, but once you get through her shell she'll really open up to you, and she becomes the person you most like to talk to. At times she is a klutz, or just plain crazy. But this makes you like her even more. She is unpredictable, but she won't ever do a thing to hurt you. She has an amazing body, and is very active. She somehow happens to be just what you are looking for that way. She has beautiful blue eyes that are more beautiful than anything else you have ever seen. She is organized, smart, and put together. She knows where her life is going and has an intense determination to get there. She is that person that you are most happy is in your life, the person that you never want to leave. She is just what you are looking for, and feels the same way about you. She is a GREAT match\!

My girlfriend is a genuine Megan.

32. (megan) (64↑, 91↓)
a very good friend... one who happens to be my best\! a tiny and pretty teenage girl who is dating a guy who their family does not approve\! :)

did u see who megan is with\!?

33. (Megan) (59↑, 90↓)
A girl who is absolutely beautiful both inside and out. She is also intelligent and funny too. She is very popular and friendly to others. Despite the fact that she will only go out with people who she thinks are attractive, and ignore those who actually care about her, but don't look good (:-|), she is still awesome. \<3

Person Y: I'm gonna ask Megan out later. Person E: Haha, good look, she's way to good looking for you. Person A: Don't mind if she says no, just tell her how you feel. Person R: Prepare to get rejected loser. Person 1: I was gonna ask her out\!

Author: Why I am jlA... http://megan.urbanup.com/5333801
34. (Megan) (40↑, 76↓)
The girl who can turn gay men bi

nah i aint really ready for a girlfriend, cos... im bi ... Megan

Author: wooowoowoowwoowo http://megan.urbanup.com/5743782
35. (Megan) (43↑, 81↓)
A crazy ass homely [ginger] who is always finding negativity in any and every situation. Vulgar and violent and often enjoys cussing people out (even around children) at large events such as wine festivals. A true [hot mess] when it comes to relationships and keeping a man around. When broken up with she will stalk an ex-boyfriend to death and attempt to ruin his white picket fence relationship with his new hotter, younger, well-endowed girlfriend. Miserable, pathetic, and all around an evil bitch.

\#1: OMG did you hear Megan tried to fight her ex's new girlfriend this weekend when everyone was just trying to have a good time? \#2: No way, why would she do that? \#1: Clearly because she's a jealous bitch and hates fun.

36. (Megan) (25↑, 64↓)
Megans are beast and so fucking funny. If you ever meet one, you can tell because they are damn sexy and hott as hell. Don't ever get a Megan mad, because they came be bitchy when they want to. YOU WILL FUCKING LOVE HER \<3

She so has a Megan personality and looks\! Damn that girl is as sexy as any Megan\!

37. (Megan) (21↑, 61↓)
Is a[beautiful girl], usually with [freckles] and [glasses] and long dirty blonde hair. She's amazing at [running], and loves planning. Attracts sweet, and kind boys. [Compatible] with Nicks and James. Usually has thick hips and filling upper body. She is not very confident with her body and emotional image, but if she had confidence, the boys would be screaming her name. Is an amazing BFF.

"Hey Megan girly\! Luv ya\!" -BFF \#1 "Awww we should hang out\!" -Megan

38. (Megan) (17↑, 57↓)
A true romantic, even if she plays it off. Great sense of humor, quick witted, amazing brown eyes, has lips that you cant stop kissing, smells good all the time, is hot as fire but never conceited. Skilled in combatives and likes to give impromptu classes. Loves movie nights, hair stroking and being rubbed by small effective hands. Quite a handful in the bedroom and very hard to let go of. Has a thing for zombies....and pink blankets.

That Megan... she just drives people crazy.

Author: Leonidas E-15 http://megan.urbanup.com/6076335
39. (Megan) (28↑, 69↓)
A crazy hot girl that everyone wants to fuck. She is amazing in bed and will always make you happy. When she walks into a room you will get a boner. If you dont have a Megan you better get one

i had a Megan last night. it was amazing

Author: Laurenissupercool http://megan.urbanup.com/5796705
40. (Megan) (3↑, 46↓)
A girl that is spectatular. She is sooo very much in Love with Brady... He means the world to her, and she loves him.

Megan:I think about you all the time Brady:I think about you all the time

Author: ILOVESYOUU\!\!\! http://megan.urbanup.com/6163105
41. (Megan) (5↑, 49↓)
An awesome, awesome, great person. The kindest person with the nicest smile. Highly intellegent.... Super awesome. Has an IQ of at least 156. Super cool..

Megan is so awesome and intellegent.

42. (Megan) (118↑, 162↓)
A blond girl that isn't dumb\! She is smart and pretty. She runs cross-country and track and is a great friend. She is great at listening and tries to make people feel better when they are down.

Megan, I have to be honest with you, you are way smarter than me, Megan ran that race fast, maybe I should train with her.

Author: Distance4life http://megan.urbanup.com/4586375
43. (Megan) (19↑, 64↓)
Megan: A girl that is real annoying and will scare you with her monkey like feet. She also has a weird friend that laughs like a hyena put the two together and your eardrums will start bleeding from excess talking.

Man: Why does that girl have monkey feet. Man 2: Dude its ok its just Megan.

Author: Megans best friend ever http://megan.urbanup.com/5989839
44. (Megan) (46↑, 91↓)
Megan's are delightful creatures that love anime and other things related to Japan. Megan's will be there for you, no matter what\!\! They are very loyal and hold all of your secrets. They love animals and online gaming. A Megan will take you to McDonald's in the middle of the night when you don't have any cash. A Megan may or may not be facsinated with the moon enough to text you in the middle of the night to witness it. They are absolutely the best friends to have in the world.

Sara: I love Megan, she is the best\!\! Luke: I know\!\! Did she tell you how cool the moon was last night?? Sara: Yeah, she woke me with McDonald's and Call of Duty. It was worth it\!\!

Author: sarafantastic http://megan.urbanup.com/5344940
45. (Megan) (19↑, 65↓)
She is a totally adorable girl with blonde hair and blue eyes. She has lots of friends that love her very very very much. She is a genius when it comes to art and movies/books. She is really easy to get along with, and should not be disturbed when tired. :)

Friend: (at 12:00 AM) MEGAN\! What's up, girrlll??? Megan: RAWRR LEAVE ME ALONE\!\!

Author: roxannahsherollins http://megan.urbanup.com/5889057
46. (megan) (20↑, 66↓)
holy . [fucking] . shit . a megan is the best you can get . nuff said . SHES SEXY AS HELLLLL .

guy 1 : dangg i wish i could have megan . guy 2 : i did last night \! guy 1 : burn in [hell] you son of a bitch guy 2 : (;

47. (Megan) (5↑, 52↓)
an amazing girl who loves doughnuts.

man, she eats doughnuts like a megan.

Author: asda-morrisons http://megan.urbanup.com/6253137
48. (Megan) (15↑, 62↓)
A nice funny girl who has a rock'n bod. Everyone likes her and want to be around her. She can keep any secret that you have to her. She is shy and doesn't take relationships fast. She's the 2nd to 3rd most popular in a school.

Can you do a Megan for me and keep my secret? I wish that I was good friends with Megan. WOW\! Megan is hot.

Author: maddiLIKESmangos http://megan.urbanup.com/5829252
49. (megan) (22↑, 69↓)
a sexually frustrated girl, that wants bare sex all the time. often she entices her lover by ringing a bell, that is specifically designed to inform her partner she is 'gagging for it'.

wow babe, you're really horny tonight, you are so megan\!

Author: thedefintiongaldem http://megan.urbanup.com/5593817
50. (Megan) (2↑, 50↓)
She cares a lot about her friends and family but she can get their feelings hurt.She is very sweet and popular to her friends and family. She'd love to go out for a few drinks. If there is a party going on and she didn't ever come, there wouldn't even be party. She's the center of laughter and she usually gets her way weather it's buying clothes or just playing by her rules. She is the most loyal girl Ive ever met. She is gorgeous. If she doesn't have a boyfriend then I'd be suprised by how pretty she is. She has kikin curves and a fine ass. Great body.

Guy: Where was Megan at that party last night? other guy:Dude I don't know but that was no party, If it was a party she would've been there. Guy: True dat.

51. (Megan) (6↑, 54↓)
A fun loving girl who only wants to see her friends happy. Everyone thinks she is an angel but those close to her know that she has a dark evil side to her. She will stop at nothing to get revenge on the people that hurt her. She can be shy at times and all she wants is to be loved and to fit in. She has her "blond" moments but she makes the most of them. Everyone around her falls slightly in love with her.

Friend 1: Megan\!\! Friend 2: She's awsome\! Friend 3: She's my bestie Friend 4: She's mine\! Friend 1: Hey we all love her\! Friend 3: How could we not love her? Friend 2: I mean come on.... Friend 4: She's Megan...

52. (Megan) (6↑, 54↓)
A Girl who is addicted to Helium

Megan is adicted to Helium

53. (megan) (10↑, 58↓)
sexy hot pretty cute beautiful girl who is amazing at sex and any guy would want to be with she is the perfect best friend/girlfriend. shes very sexy and SUPER kinky in bed.she is soooo fucking hot and has the most amazing ass in the world\! She is super fun to be around and makes everyone laugh. Shes super funny and everybody wants to be her friend. her eyes are amazing and anyone could fall into a deep trance looking into them everybody wants her amazing eyes. shes a party animal and is the center of attention most of the time\! she is one sexy bitch that you will never regret meeting

BOY1- damn did you see megan??????? BOY2-holy fuck yes she is so hot and has the nicest ass BOY3- whoa i would tap that BOY4- apperently shes amazing at sex and giving bjs and hjs\!

Author: guysalwaystellthetruth http://megan.urbanup.com/6104698
54. (Megan) (11↑, 59↓)
The most awesome, coolest, and loyal friend. She'd do anything to keep her friends happy, and would always stick by their side. She's hilarious, beautiful both inside and out, and is a great friend to keep. You should be lucky to have a friend like Megan\!

Oh I love Megan\! She's so cool\! She's the bestest friend ever\!

55. (Megan) (9↑, 57↓)
A beautiful girl with long brown hair that makes people feel good about themselves. She makes people feel worth they never would have found without her. She doesnt need make up. Shes rediculously nice and perfect. And she listens to good music.. :3 She is also marvelously gay amd loves cats. She is very very loved

Person: " oh is that megan?" Other person: "lolyeah" Person:"POOP\!\!\!" Megan: "HAVE MY KIDS\!\!\!"

Author: Thepurpleninjaturtle http://megan.urbanup.com/5951703
56. (megan) (3↑, 51↓)
awesome as hell soo pretty bestest friend in the world cant live without her charish your friendship never let her goo\!\!

lover her \!\! megan \!\!\!\!\!

Author: izzzzzzzzzzzzzabellllllla http://megan.urbanup.com/5869330
57. (Megan) (26↑, 74↓)
A heavenly angel

and on the ninth and lesser known day after God gave the irish beer to keep them from conquering the world he did create Megan Wesley as a gift for the world

58. (Megan) (6↑, 55↓)
A girl that is very physically attractive and is one of the best friends a person could have. She is generally loved by everyone and it extremely funny, she makes most people smile when other fail trying. She is incredibly smart and cares about people in a way that others don't understand. She makes you realize everything that is good in life and is always there for you know matter what. A Megan is normally a somewhat shy person but once you get to know her she can be quite outgoing. She is cute, pretty, amazing, and all around wonderful.

Wow I bet my last dollar her names Megan

Author: ImTheBestThereIs http://megan.urbanup.com/6147408
59. (Megan) (10↑, 59↓)
Megan, is truly amazing, she is someone that Liam Payne would certainly date, she is funny and sarcastic, but has other charming characters about her. Although she can be extremely stubborn and wants to get her own way most of the time. She has blonde moments, but is usually very intelligent.

Girl: 'Look at that dead bird in the sky' Megan: *Look's up*

60. (Megan) (6↑, 56↓)
someone who is a stubborn pig

Man, he is such a Megan\!

Author: teeeheeeeeheeeee http://megan.urbanup.com/6141797
61. (Megan) (9↑, 59↓)
A lovely girl, usually with ash blonde hair and blue eyes. Very tall, and athletic. Loves pizza and icecream, a megan will always be there for you if you need her. You would be lucky to know a Megan. Although she can have a bad attitude, megan's are usually very hype, and like to lie on the floor shouting 'SUPERMAN\!\!'

Girl: Megan what are you doing?\! Megan: im lying on the floor shouting SUPERMAN\! its so fun\!

Author: the.best.youve.ever.had http://megan.urbanup.com/6136003
62. (Megan) (4↑, 57↓)
A little lady with an evil eye. This very pretty specimen of female enjoys nothing more than to chase people with paint brushes, mix mayonnaise and eggs, allow people to practice taking her bra off with their feet and teeth. If ever a Megan glares at you with her evil eye, be sure to give her a cuddle because deep down it's just a cry for affection from a little girl inside.

Declan would never throw his girlfriend down the stairs, she's such a Megan. That Megan looked like the little sister from Bioshock until I gave her a hug.

63. (Megan) (7↑, 60↓)
a half boner

'i got a random boner in class today, dude.' 'ah i hate that, it's the worst.' 'yeah, fortunately it was just a megan, so it was manageable.'

64. (Megan) (16↑, 69↓)
Something/somebody so overly and beyond awkward that its creepy and scary.

Oh my god, that chick is so megan...

65. (Megan) (7↑, 61↓)
Megan is an amazing, beautiful girl, she makes people smile wherever she is. She always Holds a place in my heart and I couldn't go a single day without her, she makes me smile I fall asleep talking o her and wake up doing the same. her smile makes me smile and her cookstown accent is just adorable. She couldn't be a better person and anyone who disagrees is a fool. Any guy is lucky to have her and she shouldn't ever have to put up with guys who treat her wrong.

person1: Who is the greatest person you know? Person 2: Megan :')

Author: ThatGuyYouKnowWhoWroteThis http://megan.urbanup.com/6071315
66. (Megan) (9↑, 65↓)
A girl who is extremely bipolar and is always going after guys while she has a boyfriend. She's a cheater, a whore, ugly, her vagina smells like an oyster bar and she has an awkward smile. People feel bad for her boyfriend and want nothing to do with her.

Hey your girlfriend was pulling a Megan the other day Dang...what a slut

67. (Megan) (17↑, 76↓)
a Jacobs best friend/little sister by bond

Megan tells everything to Jacob because she trust him

Author: Kenny Robbers http://megan.urbanup.com/5433830
68. (Megan) (427↑, 487↓)
Megan is a name for a very beautiful, intelligant, and over all completly amazing girl who is as close to perfect as posible. She can do absolutly anything she puts her mind to. Megan's tend to be very self conscience, and think somewhat lowly of themselves. Its nearly impossible how to covince a Megan how amazing she is. Megans are very fast learners in almost everything. They are excellant kissers and they love with all of themselves.

Man: Isnt that girl a bit young for you? Other Man: No she is a Megan, and Megans are too amazing for age to matter.

69. (Megan) (7↑, 69↓)
She's a stubborn irish bitch. She is too obsessed with some shows. She believes that she is the best person on earth, but shes not. She is so two faced. We used to be friends, but im glad i got to see her true colors. Thankfully, now, we are not friends.

OMG\! LOOK ITS MEGAN. EW, WHO WOULD BE FRIENDS WITH THAT BITCH?

70. (Megan) (23↑, 91↓)
Megan is a self centered bitch. She usually is found stealing others dates and hanging all over any guys. She is usually fat and ugly and hates anyone that talks to her "boyfriends". But be careful not to date her because Megan often is found effing some other guy even when she is dating someone.

[whore] [slut] [bitch] [cheater] [stealer] [liar] Girl: omg\! that girl is ALL over my date\! Girl 2: wow\! she is such a Megan Person 1: Damn I fucked this total gernade last nite Person 2: Oh man, what a Megan\!

71. (megan) (15↑, 112↓)
More extreme version of [meatatarian] (alternate spelling: meagan). A [vegetarian] doesn't eat meat; a [vegan] eats only fruits and vegetables. On the opposite side of the spectrum, a [meatatarian] wants meat in every meal; a [megan] not only wants meat in every meal, but avoids the veggies altogether.

We have a really hard time having dinner together, because I'm a vegetarian and she's megan, so she doesn't like anything I want to eat\!

Author: my name is Cos http://megan.urbanup.com/4643069
72. (Megan) (17↑, 123↓)
Megan's are good friends when they want to be. They don't know exactly what they want. They have a habbit of stealing their best friends boyfriend. They can have any boy they want with their good looks. They have blonde curly hair and green eyes. They are usaully friends with girls named Haley and A.J. They pay less attention to Haley and leave her out.

Girl 1: Did that girl just still your boyfriend? Girl 2: Yeah didn't you here she's a Megan

73. (Megan) (25↑, 131↓)
an amputee with a heart of gold

"Oh my gosh\! Look at that Megan she lost her wheelchair and now she's late to her charity auction." Man 1: Man, Christopher Reeves was my favorite Megan\! Man 2: Dude he wasn't a Megan, he had legs\! Man 1: Oh....

Author: shutupimdreamin http://megan.urbanup.com/4764006
74. (Megan) (52↑, 160↓)
A female name for an individual who likes to indulge in a little bit of harmless theft now and again. Generally, Megan is a laid-back, carefree girl who walks with a slight spring in her step. Enjoys male company and a dirty pint. Of medium to freakishly tall height, loves to play catch or to hunt for rabbits. Usually blonde or brunette, but rarely a redhead, as the shade of fire normally attracts too much attention whilst shoplifting. All are at peace around Megan, except for when she reveals her mean streak, which comes from having to live in a cramped caravan (or other transportable, small, living quarters).

Shop assistant 1: Dude, have you seen that square watermelon recently? Shop assistant 2: No, actually, I haven't. Should we call the security guards? Shop assistant 1: You know what - I think I know who stole it. Looks like the work of a Megan.

75. (megan) (38↑, 160↓)
usually a small, witty, chipmunk resembling girl. May bite.

-Look at the chick\! She's so small -Dude I know she's such a megan.

76. (megan) (331↑, 469↓)
A person who only eats meat.

Person1 "Hey, I'm Vegan\!" Person2 "Hey, I'm Megan\!"

77. (Megan) (17↑, 160↓)
High maintance, a truly fashionista, a cool asian blond chick who cannot be foulted

Wow that girl is so Megan I feel like Megan I am so perfect I could be a Megan How are you? I feel like Megan

Author: millebaciforyou http://megan.urbanup.com/4804310
78. (Megan) (18↑, 164↓)
A complete bitch who will kick your ass if you get in her way.She will tell you the complete truth no matter how much it hurts and doesn't let words get to her.She is a very hardcore awsome person.Mess with her friends you'll get your ass sent in the hospital.She is very loyal and hates other people.She is usually very goth and hates guys with the name of Derrick,Zach,Chancey and Tom.Her best friends names are usually Jj,Jade and Kenzy.She also wants to be a prostitute when she grows up and her unlucky month is April 24.And shes very badass and whenever you walk past her a little voice in ur head should scream SLUT\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!

Derrick:Hey Megan whats up? Megan:Dont fucking talk to me\!............Dickhead\!

Author: veronicaisalesbo http://megan.urbanup.com/5153441
79. (Megan) (39↑, 190↓)
Megans are stuck up whores who enjoy nothing more than fucking or trying to fuck other girls boyfriends, despite more often than not having a boyfriend of their own. Megans are usually recognised by their ridiculously superior attitude and abnormally large chins. They take much pleasure in being the skanks of the earth and believe they are gods gift to not only men but the world. Megans are ugly bitches and if u ever come across one you should smack that bitch up before the tramp tries to screw you over by screwing you boyfriend.

Girl 1: Hey did you hear about Megan? Girl 2: Yeah she tried to fuck Rachels boyfriend .... while she was still with her boyfriend Boy 1: Yeah she fucked me instead that ho gave me crabs

Author: I-dont-need-this345 http://megan.urbanup.com/5283995
80. (Megan) (149↑, 306↓)
A short girl.

See that Megan over there. She's like 5'0 tall.

81. (megan) (218↑, 419↓)
fun loving.active.very outgoing.addicted to sex.=] smart.gorgeous. and veryy orgasmic. youll love her. opposite of skeezer..soo shes pretty cool and clean and not a slut.

[Megan cool]

82. (Megan) (272↑, 613↓)
A girl who is not afriad to say whats on her mind. She is musically involved, smart, funny, and is beutiful. She can be a heart-breaker, so watch out\! She does not believe in animal cruelty and usually is a vegitarian. Because of her abillity to give great advice, she is everyone's friend and everyone loves her. Also athletic.

Just ask Megan, she'll know what to do.

83. (Megan) (151↑, 548↓)
small grimlin that runs around screeching and breaking things. a very annoying creature that fucks with everything. usually ends up crying and yelling. frequently seen attacking guidos and stealing their manhood.

dude, i think we have to call the exterminator... why whats up? I just saw a megan run down the hallway. i'm not fucking with it. i say we move.

Author: Gerald Masterson http://megan.urbanup.com/4359598
84. (Megan) (182↑, 630↓)
Noun. Verb. Adjective. A blonde who is always smiling and silently laughs at everything, including pain. She is the best friend a girl can have and is as crazy as a giant monkey ape in New York City on New Years Eve drinking vodka.

EX 1: She is such a megan. Rules do not exist in her world, only her rules which include doing whatever she wants like playing elevator tag in a hotel at 1 am even after the manager tells her to stop and threatens to call the cops. EX 2: She is megan cool. She bought me the shoes i wanted forever for my birthday\! EX 3: During gym today, she meganed out. After this dude got pantsed, she would not stop laughing\!\!

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Last updated: 2012.03.01

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